Did you know that American toilets contain more ‘bowl water’ than those in the UK?
No?
Here’s a British toilet.
Here’s an American toilet.
Oops! Sorry, HERE’S an American toilet!
Now, this might seem like a pointless waste of water, but I think the Americans are onto something here.
Firstly, no splashback.
Genius.
You’d have to drop a turd the size of King Kong’s finger to generate enough downforce to splash your arse [ass] in this country.
Secondly, and most brilliantly, no skidmarks. Not one.
In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen a single Zebra patterned toilet bowl since I’ve been here. I don’t even think it’s possible to create them.
Challenge accepted.
Pass me the bran.
Head In A Blender 
Especially as she was talking to me while I did it; clueless to what was happening.
I had the website open on the page that said #1 worst city in America. Who am I to argue with the interweb?
Poor old Detroit.
What makes it worse is that someone FROM Detroit was stood right next to me when I posted this! I can’t be blamed, Detroit came up as the #1 worst city in America on three (yes, THREE) separate websites!
#passingthebuck
Really? It’s almost impressive, in an odd, somewhat tragic way. 🙂