A proper fight kicked off on the train between a young 20 something girl and some guy. She was shouting abuse the likes of which would offend anyone with a sensitive disposition.
She then angrily stomped down the carriage towards the end I was sat at and I suddenly realised, there was an empty seat next to me! Oh shit!!
She continued with “you shut the fuck up bruv, you shut up yeah!?” and classics like “you little prick! That’s what you are, a little prick!!”
She got closer….her massive hoop earrings clattering against her numerous necklaces.
Shit shit shit.
Then suddenly she disappeared into a spare seat 3 rows in front of me, still shouting “fucking dickhead”, and “go back to where you got those scars you prick!”, although most of it is to herself as the guy had gone.
I felt sorry for the little timid woman she’d sat next to, whose eyes were firmly fixed, unblinking, to her kindle.
She then picked up her phone to call, who us sniggering commuters can assume was, her ‘home girl’
Here are a few choices from this side of her phone conversation (In a proper rudegirl gangsta girl stylee…at full volume)
“I should’ve put my heels to his knees.”
“Acting like some princess; what a c**t”
“Do you still think of me when you’re on the toilet?”
“He’s all up in my face like ‘oh you pushed me!’ like some chief yeah!”
“I ain’t playin’ man, I ain’t playin’!”
There were more but she was spouting them at such a speed in her gravelly ’40 a day’ voice that I couldn’t catch them all.
Now she’s sat there singing along to her iPod. Yep, singing. And still swearing under her breath.
I think the kindle woman was supposed to get off at the last stop.