Last night my wife and I got into the car at the end of a long train commute home from London and I turned the ignition, lighting up the dashboard.

In fact, I took a photo.  Here it is…

As we sat there with the engine idling, waiting for the mist to clear from the windscreen, I suddenly noticed the total mileage the car had done.

I couldn’t believe it.

Like the misadventures of a pre-adolescent youth with a calculator, I’d had the outstanding realisation that 58008 is in fact the word ‘BOOBS’ upside down!

This only happens once in a car’s lifetime so I was NOT passing up the opportunity to take a photo.

As I wiped tears of laughter from my eyes, my wife simply rolled hers.*

*eyes, not boobs.