Here’s a post I haven’t been able to post due to switching computers at work and technology was acting like a Cuban Airport Employee.
Well, I’ve managed to retrieve the file before launching the old machine through the air, and the window, into the street.
Here it is.
Yesterday I went to the cinema to see ‘Star Trek: Beyond‘.
It was awesome by the way.
I had booked my ticket1 online, which meant downloading the app (because mobile sites usually suck dick), finding the closest ‘Galaxy’ cinema to me, selecting my movie, selecting my preferred time and choosing my seat.
Pretty standard stuff. At every step of the way I had all the information I needed available to me; 2D, 3D, Dbox, Dolby Atmos, IMAX, movie rating and full running time.
(2 hours and 2 minutes, in case you were wondering).
Now, the ‘Galaxy’ cinema chain do an awesome thing before each and every movie; a member of staff stands at the front of the auditorium and announces the following to everyone:
- What film they’re here to see (because some people are that stupid).
- How to use the recliner seats (because some people are that stupid).
- What the running time of the movie is.
- If there’s anything to see after the credits.
- If anyone uses their phone or is distracting during the movie, they will be kicked out.
- Sit back and enjoy the movie
I have to thank Galaxy cinemas for numbers 4 and 5. These are little touches I would implement if I owned a cinema chain, except theirs have fewer snipers.
Anyway, as the staff member was going through his repertoire, he reached number 3 and announced the film was just over 2hours in length. At this point there was an audible groan from almost everyone in the theatre.
Double-U, Tee, Eff?
I couldn’t believe it. What were people expecting?
This isn’t 1985 anymore; movies aren’t a standard 90 minutes in length. In fact, ‘Back To The Future‘ was released in 1985 and that piece of excellence is still a cool 2 hours in length.
Some2 people get on my tits.
There would have been outrage if we had been told the movie was 45 minutes in length. If anything, I wanted the movie to be 4 hours long for the price I paid!
I would certainly not be setting my phaser to stun.
1 Yes, singular. Want to make something of it?