Recently I was in the audience at an event that had a section about the empowerment of women.

It was a poignant moment where women celebrated each others’ successes and achievements with awards and love.

Lots of applause.

Lots of politically correct nods from the audience.

But for me, the entire time I was resisting the overwhelming urge to shout out, “Show us yer tits!”

I think I need help.