I just told a work colleague that I don’t really like Christmas. I mean, it’s not that I hate it, but i’m just a bit ‘meh’ about it.
From her reaction (and those around me) I may as well have stood on her desk, dropped my trousers and dipped my own Santa’s sack in her coffee.
Note to self: Don’t tell ANYONE here that you’re not a fan of Disney!
Head In A Blender 
WHATS WRONG WITH DISNEY?!?! Bastard….*curenetly typing this from disneyland*
Nothing wrong with Disney, I just prefer white knuckle rides over pink tarmac streets and parades.
Sincerely,
Bastard 😉