So Nick and I take our seat at our table on the train and wonder who’ll be sat next to us. Then 2 young attractive ladies join us. We exchange a look that says “result!”.
Then they open their mouths.
Nick and I exchange a look that says “oh for fuck’s sake, really?”
We have this for 3 hours. I swear I just saw Nick kiss his knuckles.
Add to this the gravelly voiced toddler behind us who clearly smokes 40 a day and our disappointment is complete.
Oh, hang on…a screaming baby.
Where’s the beer carriage?