I have the two most annoying girls sat next to me on the train. They are talking constantly, and luckily the ONLY two people talking on the entire carriage.
It’s ok, I didn’t want to sleep anyway. It’s fine ladies, you carry on. And on. And on. And on.
To add context, they both say ‘yah’ instead of ‘yeah’, and the word ‘Uni’ comes up a lot. You know the type.
But what’s fascinating is how much they use the word ‘like’ in a sentence.
Allow me to, like, demonstrate….
Let’s use the simple sentence;
“We went to a great bar last night with a group of people and it was good”
This is how they’d, like, say it;
“Oh my God! We, like, went to, like, this great bar last night and, like, we went with, like, this huge, like group of, like, people and it was, like, soooo amazing and stuff!”
Add in hand gestures that look like they’re playing chords with both hands on an invisible piano.
Also, they also go up at the end of each sentence making it sound like a question. Those of you who know me will understand how infuriating that is! For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, don’t worry…I’ll blog about it at some point.
I have my camera and tripod with me today, so I’m contemplating twatting them both across the face with them. Twice each; just for good measure.
Don’t want to damage my camera though.