2014 is upon us and, so it seems, is some of the worst weather England has ever seen.
On this lovely Monday morning all the trains were either delayed or cancelled due to severe flooding from the deluge our fine country is relentlessly being twatted with.
There were buses being operated between certain parts of the route which meant the stations were getting very crowded, very quickly.
So, to hear a guy on the train tell some uninterested bastard on the phone that “there was literally a million people on the platform” left me to conclude that he was “literally an arse”.
Fat, hairy and spouting nothing but shit.
Happy new year everyone!