This morning whilst stood on the tube I found myself reading someone’s tablet over their shoulder.
I use the word ‘reading’ loosely as it was all in German.
It read something like this:
Kraften blitzke frausch mit aschven krau ka diftenschkraschen eins muttsen bitte lisch ja fluugan zwei genitals dreischen seib achtung zwolften schlassen cochsuckens banhofftenschlasse.
Yes, I saw that word in there too.
On a whole page of German words my eyes happened to gravitate to that one English noun nestled in there like a tick, which says a lot about me.
At least, I think it was all German. It could’ve been a wordsearch.
In which case, I won.