Today I downloaded a very nerdy documentary on the making of the videogame ‘Fallout 3’.

My wife is at the gym tonight and will be commuting home later so, being only 40 minutes in length, it was perfect as something to watch on my train journey home tonight.

As I settled in and began watching it a young cute girl sat next to me on the train.

Of course she did.

Nothing screams “39 year old virgin with no ability to get a woman sat right here!” more than this.

Nothing.

Even my tattoos and wedding ring won’t rescue me this time…