My wife and I went to the cinema yesterday to see ‘Tomorrowland’ in IMAX. We enjoyed it and it’s well worth a watch.
After the film I had to visit the toilet; the inevitable consequence of drinking a LOT of Coke!
As I was having the longest piss in history, I started to get bored and began looking around.
(I was in there alone….otherwise it would most definitely have been ‘eyes forward’)
As I looked to my left I saw this vending machine:
Yes, that’s right; this vending machine – in a cinema – is selling various lubes of different flavours and sensations, Tic-Tacs (important), a form of Viagra (impotent?), condoms and vibrating cock rings.
I’m not a prude, but come on!
This isn’t a pub or a club; it’s a c-i-n-e-m-a.
I guess kissing in the back row has come a long way.