A couple of days ago my wife and I decided to go into town to shop for shoes. Well, my wife wanted to go into town for shoes and I was driving…so….
Anyway, at one point I saw a woman who was either:
I could only assume she was fat because, well, she was the ugliest thing I’d seen since Gremlins.
Seriously, parents were pulling their children away from her.
Either way, I don’t think she saw the irony in being fully kitted out in Adidas sportswear.