Today is Christmas Day and I am at work.
To be honest, I don’t really mind; the commute to the office was easier, my colleagues are in a festive mood and the customers have reached new depths of unmeasured dumbfuckery.
It all keeps me smiling.
One of the guys (and a good friend) is playing Christmas music loudly through his computer.
How very festive.
I’m torn between my love for him, my disdain for Christmas music and the utterly overwhelming desire to shove his PC up his arse.