Yesterday I was in traffic, sat behind a truck that had the slogan:
‘Behind You All The Way’.
Ah, the irony.
I was on my way to see Star Wars Episode VII : The Force Awakens for the second time.
When I got to the cinema I realised I was extremely early (like I was keen to get there, for some reason) and my man date hadn’t arrived yet. Out of boredom I began wandering around the child-filled lobby, raising suspicion with security.
My boredom took a breather when I saw this sign on the wall…
OK, so most of this is standard stuff about not bringing in your own food and switching off your phone…blah blah blah, but it was a little disturbing to read ‘no weapons’.
Does that include lightsabers?
It was scary to see that written on a sign that was NOT trying to be funny. They meant it. If you’re armed you’d better not mess with these people, they have a sign. What do you have?
But my favourite part was that they felt it necessary to advise they WILL wake you up if you’re snoring, like it’s a regular thing.
This had me laughing out loud to myself.
Security began to close in.
This, combined with the contradictory truck logo, reminded me I had two or three amusing photos on my phone that I was saving for a potential blog post in the future.
Well, now this post is that post.
On the back of a camping chair (and down the front of my pants)
We need to protect the gaylords it seems….or are they there to protect us?
TV show about your mother.