The girl who sits behind me at work is gay. Is that a relevant or appropriate start to this post? You betcha. Let’s call her Cholula.
So, a few of us were talking about pets, particularly dogs and cats, and Cholula said she wanted a dog. However, she didn’t want anything too vicious as she has a cat.
At this moment her phone rang. As she went to pick up the phone she said, “I don’t want anything eating my cat”.
I quickly replied with, “That’s not what she used to say in her single days.”
She laughed, gagged, fucked up her phone greeting and had to apologise to the caller.