In true acronym form, there is a medical condition here in America called OAB.
For those of you unaware of what OAB stands for, or if you’re a fucking camel, OAB stands for Over Active Bladder.
Actually, the word ‘Overactive’ is not two words but I haven’t got the strength, the time or the energy to take the piss out of them for this.
Anyway, OAB is a big thing here in America. I’m sure it’s a big deal elsewhere in the world to those of us with the bladder of a 3 year old girl, but it seems to be a bigger problem here in America.
I can’t fathom why.