Did you know that American toilets contain more ‘bowl water’ than those in the UK?
Here’s a British toilet.
Here’s an American toilet.
Oops! Sorry, HERE’S an American toilet!
Now, this might seem like a pointless waste of water, but I think the Americans are onto something here.
Firstly, no splashback.
You’d have to drop a turd the size of King Kong’s finger to generate enough downforce to splash your arse [ass] in this country.
Secondly, and most brilliantly, no skidmarks. Not one.
In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen a single Zebra patterned toilet bowl since I’ve been here. I don’t even think it’s possible to create them.
Pass me the bran.