This morning at the gym I saw something I have not seen in all the time I’ve lived in America.
Two friends saw each other, said “Hi” and….(gulp)….shook hands!
That’s right! No fist bump, no high five, no “Dylan, you son of a bitch!”, no hand slap and hug, no weird and convoluted series of hand gestures like the lovemaking of two horny teenagers; just a simple, honest to goodness hand shake.
Wow. Just wow.
 If you don’t know what this means, shame on you. Shame, shame, shame.
But to give you some context, it looks like this: