Oxymorons

This morning, as I drove up to the gym, I noticed several cars circling the car park (parking lot) like sharks.

I soon realised they were looking for spaces that were as close to the gym entrance as possible. 

These people were actually trying to avoid having to walk too far. Now, I could understand this behaviour if it was raining or the zombie apocalypse was upon us, but this is Las Vegas; it’s nothing but sunshine and blue skies. 

It’s a hard life.

What makes it more ridiculous is the fact that I saw these pillocks 20 minutes later clocking up miles on the treadmill.

Still, at least these cretins didn’t get my space right by the entrance.

Result.

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3 thoughts on “Oxymorons

  1. Ah, I hate that. I absolutely hate being stuck in a car with someone who goes round and round for fifteen minutes to avoid an extra ten seconds on their walk to the entrance. (Incidentally, congratulations on getting your car parked in the lobby.) 🙂

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