This morning, as I drove up to the gym, I noticed several cars circling the car park (parking lot) like sharks.
I soon realised they were looking for spaces that were as close to the gym entrance as possible.
These people were actually trying to avoid having to walk too far. Now, I could understand this behaviour if it was raining or the zombie apocalypse was upon us, but this is Las Vegas; it’s nothing but sunshine and blue skies.
It’s a hard life.
What makes it more ridiculous is the fact that I saw these pillocks 20 minutes later clocking up miles on the treadmill.
Still, at least these cretins didn’t get my space right by the entrance.