The tube door shuts and clouts a woman across the head. She stumbles a bit and tries to style it out by acting unbothered.
The door opens again and smacks her a second time across the head in the other direction.
She almost drops her phone. Less styling.
A guy takes this opportunity to jump on the train just as the driver announces we should ‘mind the closing doors’.
The doors close, twatting him across the head.
Even the woman is smirking.