Yesterday my wife and I met some friends for a pub lunch.
On the menu they had a seafood dish called the ‘Fisherman’s Platter’.
I couldn’t help but mention that is sounded a lot like ‘Fisherman Splatter’.
At least they used the word ‘Fisherman’ and not ‘Seaman’.
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