One of the joys of living in America is the overabundance of rude and amusing things that are innocently said by well meaning people, that don’t mean the same thing as they do back in Britain.
Rather than simply smiling to myself and then telling my wife about it later, I’ve decided to put them in a series called ‘Innuendos, Double Entendres and Puns, Oh My!’.
This is the first entry (smirk) of many….I hope. I have another to share, which I will post shortly.
So, without further ado, let’s crack on:
I just walked past a female work colleague in the kitchen area, microwaving something that smelt [smelled] amazing.
Me: “Something smells good.”
Her: “It’s my hot pocket.”