The man opposite me on the train has the smallest chin in the world.
It must take him, like, seconds to shave.
Amusingly he just went to scratch it and nearly missed.
Ok, check this….the weird OCD guy next to me keeps doing the following…
Touch nose, wipe nose, stroke forearm, touch forehead, twitch shoulder, rub nose, nod head, stroke forearm, touch leg, touch iPhone to forehead (seriously!), touch nose, forehead, nose, forehead, chin.
I shit you not! It’s taken me 30 mins to write this so I could observe and get the right order!
Why do they always sit next to me???????!