Today is my wife’s birthday so – in the face of all the visits to the gym over the last month – we decided to treat ourselves to breakfast at IHOP.
For those who don’t know IHOP, it’s an acronym for ‘International House Of Pancakes’.
It’s not international.
Anyway, on my way to the toilet I passed a woman sat having breakfast with her family.
She was huge. I mean BIG!
This isn’t unusual in this fine country, but I have to say that her ‘Planet Fitness’ T-shirt was a bit of a stretch (or a lot of a stretch if you know what I mean).
“Fitness whole stack of pancakes in my mouth” more like.