I’m currently at work and I’ve just been to make myself a mug of coffee.
Here’s what happened.
I poured the coffee, added sweetener (I try and avoid sugar from a health point of view, despite the fact that sweetener is nothing but chemicals…but hey, less calories right?), and opened the fridge to get a carton of milk.
One of my colleagues was pouring herself a coffee, saw me add the milk to my coffee and said “How very British”.
I looked at my coffee confused for a moment, then at her, then back to my coffee. What’s very British? Coffee? Er, I think you’ll find that’s a very American thing.
Then she placed her cup under one of these bad boys…
…and starting pumping her beverage with Hazelnut…erm…’cream’? Is it cream?
(Shrugs) Who knows?
I smiled at her as she pumped 6 doses of this stuff into her coffee and said “I used to use that until I saw the calorie content. That’s why I went back to using milk”
She looked at me blankly for a moment. I couldn’t tell if she was trying to comprehend what I’d said or if she was recuperating from having to count all the way up to 6.
She eventually replied with “And you guys put milk in your tea, right?” as she curled up her nose in disgust.
“Yes we do. Actually it’s only you guys who don’t”, I said, a little defensively.
There was a pause.
She had clearly lost her way in this conversation and went back to stirring her mug of Hazelnut ‘cream’ with a bit of coffee in it.
As I walked away I turned back, smiled, and said, “Tea with milk is epic”.
I don’t know why.
I don’t think she knew either.