On Friday I was made redundant and, to celebrate (or should it be commiserate?), we all went to the pub to have leaving drinks.
It was messy.
I must have had about 20-25 drinks before we decided to call it a night and leave London to get the train back to Crawley.
When we finally arrived it was midnight and a very inebriated wife and I thought it would be a great idea to have doner kebab meat and chips (with chilli sauce).
I think the word ‘great’ was a bit of a stretch.
After we’d eaten like pigs at a trough we each took an Alka-Seltzer XS (with caffeine) before we went to bed. This was an attempt to avoid the inevitable hangover that was lurking a few hours away.
In the morning I didn’t have a headache or anything, although my stomach felt all weird and trembly.
It must have been the caffeine.
Yes…definitely the caffeine.