Is it me or can you smell certain foods and drinks through your pores or in your pee after you’ve had them?
Hmm….could be me? It’s probably me….
The ones that come to mind are:
Garlic
Asparagus
Coffee
Marmite
BBQ sauce
Beer
Curry
Jelly Babies and other sweets
Pizza
Doner kebab
Cream soda
Any others? Probably.
Is it just me?
Probably just me….
Yeah, it’s me….
On my way to the tube station this evening I saw three guys on the floor going through their bags, clearly looking for something they’ve lost.
I hate it when that happens.
As I got closer I realised that they weren’t rummaging through personal bags or rucksacks, they were bin bags.
These were three homeless guys outside Greggs (the bakers) looking for any food that had been thrown out by the rest of us who didn’t fancy it.
I realise this is my first ‘non humorous’ post, but this experience was so humbling and had such an impact on me that I couldn’t just forget about it.
It really makes you appreciate what you’ve got.
Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch -pause- slurp -pause- crunch crunch crunch crunch -pause- dribbly slurp -pause- crunch crunch….
That’s all I’m getting (crunch) from this guy opposite me on the train as (crunch) he slowly and annoyingly tucks into (crunch) his impossibly crunchy biscuits and (slurp) drinks his clearly too hot coffee (crunch). Are those biscuit actually made from a mix of popping candy and plastic??
Cant sleep through (crunch) this violent masticating, but to be honest (slurp)…the woman next to him (crunch) looks like she’s wondering if twatting him across the face (crunch) will damage her kindle…
…and no-one should miss seeing that.
(Slurp)
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