At work, someone has put up these notices in all the toilets in the entire building.
Note the use of an ‘@’ symbol instead of the word ‘At’, as if to save space or something. I hate that, especially when the word ‘At’ was actually used a bit further down.
And what if I leave my toilet in an awful state at home? Does that give me permission to do the same at work?
Ultimately, I want to do the right thing, so I’m going to take heed of the advice offered and (being the literal and pedantic bastard I am) do exactly what it says.
I’m going to enjoy flushing the toilet non stop and shitting in the bin.
My wife and I visited Sears yesterday during our visit to Vegas, mostly because I’d never been and I’m a curious bugger.
Being almost 6pm on a Sunday, the Brit in me was pretty convinced it would be closed.
I was wrong of course.
As we approached the entrance I saw the sign that displayed the store’s opening times. It read:
Mon 10.00am to 9.00pm
Tue 10.00am to 9.00pm
Wed 10.00am to 9.00pm
Thu 10.00am to 9.00pm
Fri 10.00am to 9.00pm
Sat 10.00am to 9.00pm
Sun 10.00am to 9.00pm
So, the same time EVERY DAY then?
What a lot of unnecessary effort.
Only in America.