Why does only one square of toilet paper come off in a crisis?
At work, someone has put up these notices in all the toilets in the entire building.
Note the use of an ‘@’ symbol instead of the word ‘At’, as if to save space or something. I hate that, especially when the word ‘At’ was actually used a bit further down.
And what if I leave my toilet in an awful state at home? Does that give me permission to do the same at work?
Ultimately, I want to do the right thing, so I’m going to take heed of the advice offered and (being the literal and pedantic bastard I am) do exactly what it says.
I’m going to enjoy flushing the toilet non stop and shitting in the bin.