Why does only one square of toilet paper come off in a crisis?
Opening a tub of butter to find it full of toast crumbs is great isn’t it? I mean, I can’t wait to smear those day(s) old stale crumbs onto my warm toast.
There’s nothing more satisfying than using that blob of crumb ridden butter mindlessly scraped onto the side of the tub because someone had ‘a little left over’. I guess they thought someone else may want to use it.
Oh, how right they were! I love it even more when there are bits of jam or Marmite smeared in with it.
Mmmm….yay, fucking delicious!
Luckily I cook with butter from time to time as well, so adding this sodden mess to my cooking just goes some way towards improving the flavour and texture of every meal I prepare. And I don’t have to tell you the joy I feel when my buttered potatoes have that gritty feel with a distinct suggestion of marmalade and pickle.
So i’ve started leaving smeared shit on unused toilet paper….you know, just in case someone else wants to use it.
I had a little left over.