I saw an advert on TV that was promoting Michael Buble’s new album.
Christmas is coming and the housewives are getting restless; it makes sense.
At the end it said “Available wherever music is sold”
Where else are they going to sell it?
“Er yeah, hi, I’ll have a Big Mac meal with a large milkshake please….oh, and the new Michael Buble album”
How fucking retarded do they think we are? What happened to ‘Out Now’ or ‘Available in Stores’?
Nope, apparently we need to be told it’s available wherever music is sold.
After years of asking, Mr B….I’ve decided I WILL cry you that river.
This morning at Goodge Street Underground station I heard the following announcement:
“Ladies and Gentlemen; please be aware that lift number four is currently out of service while we perform essential routine maintenance”.
There are no escalators at Goodge Street station but there are four lifts*, so we’d either use one of the three remaining lifts or take the spiral stairs to the surface; all 136 of them.
But the announcement didn’t stop there (although I wish it had); “Please use the remaining lifts one to three, or take the spiral stairs”.
Oh my god I am so thankful they told us that otherwise we could’ve been stuck down there for days.
*Or ‘elevators’ to our American brethren who may be confused**
**At the word ‘lift’.