An OxyMoron….

Posted on Aug 2, 2012 by headinablender

Saw an employee of ‘Fitness First’ on the underground this morning. He went to walk up the stairs, stopped, turned around and went on the escalator instead.

Fitness first my ass

A frantic half hour!

Posted on Aug 1, 2012 by headinablender

Had an email from the national lottery to say I needed to log in regarding my ticket for last night’s draw!

No 3G
No 3G
NO fucking 3G!!
What have I won??
Have I WON??
Still no 3G.
Aaaaaargh!!!
No 3G (breathe Dan, breathe)

28 minutes pass.

3G At last!!!!

£6.10.

Damn.

What my grammar used to tell me….

Posted on Jul 31, 2012 by headinablender

The word is ‘Something’, not ‘Somethink’.

It’s never been ‘Somethink’, nor will it ever be ‘Somethink’, unless the sentence is someTHING like:

“a lot of people know how to pronounce words in their own language, whereas SOME THINK they do, but actually get it wrong”.

Wakey Wakey!

Posted on Jul 11, 2012 by headinablender

Just snored myself awake on the train.

Usually very embarrassing, but today it’s super packed due to delays.

ALL eyes turned to the piggy noise and I quite vocally had to say ‘sorry, I hate when that happens!’.

Bless, the woman next to me tried to make me feel better by saying ‘we’ve all done it’.

Didn’t help 😦

In touch with himself much?

Posted on Jun 20, 2012 by headinablender

Ok, check this….the weird OCD guy next to me keeps doing the following…

Touch nose, wipe nose, stroke forearm, touch forehead, twitch shoulder, rub nose, nod head, stroke forearm, touch leg, touch iPhone to forehead (seriously!), touch nose, forehead, nose, forehead, chin.

I shit you not! It’s taken me 30 mins to write this so I could observe and get the right order!

Why do they always sit next to me???????!