What a swine

The guy opposite me on the train keeps oinking like a pig.

I’m serious.

I don’t mean a comedy cartoonish oink or a squeal, but that sound resembling a snort. Yes, that’s it, he’s snorting; three quick little snorts in a row every 10 or 15 seconds.

What the famyarding fuck?

He’s in his mid fifties with glasses perched on the end of his nose, reading some manuscript whilst wearing headphones.  I don’t think he realises he’s doing it.

Thank god the next stop is mine. I don’t want to sty here any longer.


Wakey Wakey!

Just snored myself awake on the train.

Usually very embarrassing, but today it’s super packed due to delays.

ALL eyes turned to the piggy noise and I quite vocally had to say ‘sorry, I hate when that happens!’.

Bless, the woman next to me tried to make me feel better by saying ‘we’ve all done it’.

Didn’t help 😦