‘Tap tap tap’
“We’re at Victoria”
Oh, er, thanks.
I love being woken, mouth open and dribbling, by a complete stranger on a carriage full of onlookers who are all stood up waiting to get off the train.
A great start to the day.
I just loudly snored myself awake on a delayed, and therefore packed, train.
I tried styling it out by following up instantly with sniffing loudly, clearing my throat and then looking at my watch as if somehow it would come across as an elaborate and annoyed clearing of my throat intended to show my annoyance and disgust at being late for work on a Monday.
All I achieved was scaring the shit out of the couple sat opposite me.
Just snored myself awake on the train.
Usually very embarrassing, but today it’s super packed due to delays.
Bless, the woman next to me tried to make me feel better by saying ‘we’ve all done it’.
Didn’t help 😦