I fancy a bite…how about Italian?

Last night the Uruguayan player Luis Suarez decided to bite one of the Italian players, Giorgio Chiellini, on the shoulder during a fully televised world cup game in a sold out 45,000 seat capacity stadium.

Like a Big Brother contestant having a crafty wank alone in his room, no-one saw it.

caught wanking

No feign, no gain….apparently.

Watching the world cup games, I’ve noticed something…

Whenever a football player goes down, they’re always clutching their face.

Hurt leg? Clutch face.
Pushed over? Clutch face.
Pulled shirt? Clutch face.

I’ll give you a reason to clutch your face, you overpaid prancing pricks.


Foul play

OK…I’m not a football type of bloke (except for the world cup which is currently taking over my precious TV time), so I want to ask the following question…

Has a referee ever changed his mind and ‘taken back’ a yellow (or red) card?

If not, then why the fuck do these primadonnas ALWAYS argue and plead with the ref at his decision?

Are they expecting the ref to say…”Do you know what? You’re right.

I AM the blind son of a fecal eating shit donkey. I DO have my head firmly wedged up my arse as that was clearly NOT a foul and I’m sorry for acting so rashly. I take back my decision and you may play on”