“There’s a bum fight outside”
I have literally just heard this across the office from one of my work mates.
I stood bolt upright.
“What did you just say???”
“There’s a bum fight happening outside”, he repeated.
Halfway through my Olympic record sprint to the window I realised he was talking about this:
Whereas I imagined this:
Damn you America…..damn you.
This evening I saw a man pick up half a cigarette off the floor and go one step further than https://headinablender.wordpress.com/2013/03/25/10-second-rule/
This man that wasn’t a tramp or a homeless person begging for change, but a regular well dressed man with a plastic bag full of fresh shopping.
He walked about 10 feet, put the shoe flattened cigarette in his mouth and I promptly threw up.
Ok, that’s not entirely true… but yuck nonetheless.
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