This is a public service announcement.
Diabetes is on the rise in America and something needs to be done about it.
For just the price of one hot steaming poo a day, we can help find the cure for this debilitating disease.
That’s right, just one heavy, corn infused bum dumpling and we can take a stand (or squat) against diabetes.
We hope that, one day, we can shit our way to finding a remedy against this insulin deficiency once and for all.
So, please read our book and create food that will enable you to birth the most substantial, eye watering, bung stretching turds you’ve ever experienced.
Let’s end this sugared tyranny by standing together.
Yes, squatting makes more sense.